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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

National Marquette Day to be replaced with National Matt Heldt Day

From simple milkman to local hero, MU sophomore center Matt Heldt cemented himself as a Marquette legend with a double-double Tuesday...

Profound Student Live Tweets Marquette Basketball Game

Plato had The Republic, Descartes had his Discourse on the Method, and Kant had his Critique of Pure Reason. But in 2017, humanity gets...

Wojo draws multiple technical fouls for Marquette Madness entrance

After Steve Wojciechowski’s antics during his Marquette Madness introduction, the NCAA has decided to issue four preemptive technical...

Pope Francis to attend Marquette Madness

VATICAN CITY- After a massive effort by the Marquette community, University Athletics announced this year’s special guest for Marquette...

INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITY: Marquette Basketball Player

MARQUETTE SEEKING ONE MORE BASKETBALL INTERN FOR 2017 SEASON Are you driven, hard working, and athletic? Have you always wanted to help a...

NCAA allows hoverboards in Basketball: Marquette expected to win the Big East

INDIANAPOLIS - The NCAA announced that all collegiate basketball teams must ride hoverboards during games starting with the 2016-17...

Wojo heavily recruiting Henry Ellenson's future son

According to multiple sources within Marquette’s athletic department, men’s basketball coach Steve Wojciechowski has extended a...

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