Thanksgiving with family expected to be extra civil this year
Social scientists are projecting that this year’s Thanksgiving gatherings will be more polite than usual. Experts say that a relatively...
U.S. Government Lists Schroeder Chicken Parm as a Schedule II Controlled Substance
Milwaukee – On Tuesday, the Chicken Parmesan dish served in Marquette University’s Schroeder Hall, earned a Schedule II controlled...
Propaganda Car has big plans for new year
MILWAUKEE - After a long summer of spouting his hate speech on an empty Marquette campus, Brother Ron looks forward to receiving just...
Man on Ten Dollar Bill missing his Goatee and Dark Hair
It seems the ten-dollar founding father without a father is an imposter! All around the United States, people have been reporting that...
President Lovell Trapped in the Upside-Down Room
Marquette University President Michael Lovell is trapped in what MUPD is now calling “the Upside-Down Room.” As of this moment, the...
