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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Throwing things out of Carpenter Tower to become a club sport

CARPENTER TOWER - Students lined up in front of Carpenter 906 to join Marquette's latest club sport: throwing things out the window....

Golden Seagull Fall Sports Preview

The beginning of the academic year at Marquette means the start of another exciting fall sports season. Naturally, as your #3 news source...

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