#JimmyStarke 2/2

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Student Daredevil crosses Wisconsin Avenue before walk sign is on

MILWAUKEE – On Monday, Jonathan Marston did the improbable by successfully crossing Wisconsin Avenue at the 11 the street crosswalk 7...

U.S. Government Lists Schroeder Chicken Parm as a Schedule II Controlled Substance

Milwaukee – On Tuesday, the Chicken Parmesan dish served in Marquette University’s Schroeder Hall, earned a Schedule II controlled...

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