Student begins to think they've been living in the wrong Straz
Alundra Blayze, a freshman in the college of engineering, has begun to worry that she has been living in the wrong Straz. “On move-in...
Catholic students prepare for Ash Ketchum Wednesday
“Gotta catch ‘em all!” was the catchphrase of Pokemon Master Ash Ketchum, and this Wednesday is his annual celebration, Ash Ketchum...
Cobeen DR fooled by keg dressed as student
Chaos ensued on Saturday February 3 when a keg disguised as a resident snuck past Cobeen DR, Dick Hummingbird. The Golden Seagull sat...
Sodexo to replace all cereal dispensers with encased meat dispensers
On Wednesday, Sodexo announced that instead of cereal being served at dining halls, raw, encased meat will be served. “We think that...
AMU Coyote has yet to catch Road Runner
Two weeks ago, Marquette faculty and students spotted a coyote walking around the Alumni Memorial Union. With the exception of a few...
Physical reveals President Lovell is 3 children in a trench coat
According to the results of his yearly physical, President Michael Lovell is actually a group of three children standing on each other’s...
Erb’s & Gerb’s sandwiches not as good as ones study abroad students found in Barcelona
A recent study from the Golden Seagull revealed a shocking finding: sandwiches from the Alumni Memorial Union’s very own Erbert’s &...
Student takes out FAFSA loan to afford Papa John’s price increase
MILWAUKEE - Papa John's Wells Street location recently increased the price of its Tuesday pizza sale from $5 to $6. The change has forced...
