Marquette’s Illinois natives migrate south for Winter Break
MILWAUKEE – The seasonal movement from Marquette’s Illinois student population kicked into full swing last week, after an event known to...
Hot Deal: Sweeney’s Books offering free slap in the face for used books
MILWAUKEE – Marquette students lined up for “the deal of a lifetime.” Sweeney’s Books announced that it would buy used textbooks for a...
Student secretly living in dining hall receives eviction notice
MCCORMICK - After secretly living in McCormick dining hall for the last three months, senior Jacob Nut received an eviction notice from...
Sophomore buys fake I.D. to receive free birthday burger at Sobelman’s
Last Thursday, sophomore and self-acclaimed foodie Jim Bardwell successfully accomplished what he calls an “ingenious plan.” He purchased...
Walgreens mobbed with people who forgot Secret Santa gifts
The Walgreens convenience store on the corner of 16th and W. Wisconsin Ave is full to capacity with students that neglected their Secret...
Propaganda Car seeking interns
Are you a dedicated person with lots of time on your hands? Do you enjoy sharing your strong opinions with the world? Do you like sending...
Golden Seagull accepts Nattie’s Challenge
We here at the Golden Seagull are hereby accepting Nattie’s request to “work this out in the ring.” Not only do we accept the challenge,...
COLUMN: Nattie is overrated
For several months now, Nattie, the new MUPD therapy dog, has been on Instagram, trying to trick Marquette students into thinking that...
