#Basketball 2/2

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Golden Eagle migrates to Miami for the Winter

MIAMI – Reports have confirmed that the Marquette Golden Eagle has checked into a condominium in Little Haiti, Miami where he will...

Wojo draws multiple technical fouls for Marquette Madness entrance

After Steve Wojciechowski’s antics during his Marquette Madness introduction, the NCAA has decided to issue four preemptive technical...

INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITY: Marquette Basketball Player

MARQUETTE SEEKING ONE MORE BASKETBALL INTERN FOR 2017 SEASON Are you driven, hard working, and athletic? Have you always wanted to help a...

Freshman in Bro Tank takes Golden Eagle Games way too seriously

Repeated calls of “D UP!!!” and “HUSTLE!!!!” were heard across the Helfaer Recreation Center as freshman Chad Stanwick sprinted up and...

Golden Seagull Fall Sports Preview

The beginning of the academic year at Marquette means the start of another exciting fall sports season. Naturally, as your #3 news source...

NCAA allows hoverboards in Basketball: Marquette expected to win the Big East

INDIANAPOLIS - The NCAA announced that all collegiate basketball teams must ride hoverboards during games starting with the 2016-17...

Wojo heavily recruiting Henry Ellenson's future son

According to multiple sources within Marquette’s athletic department, men’s basketball coach Steve Wojciechowski has extended a...

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