#Fall

Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

MUSG sparks controversy by not showing Bee Movie at Varsity Theater

Every year, the Marquette University Student Government shows a great selection of new movies that are free to Marquette students....

The Golden Seagull tells you what to wear

After a weekly meeting with the writers at the Golden Seagull, the editors realized the staff was lacking in the female department. The...

Marquette University names another building Straz because why not

MILWAUKEE – Marquette University announced today that Coughlin Hall will be renamed Straz Complex, because why not? “Students and faculty...

Golden Seagull Fall Sports Preview

The beginning of the academic year at Marquette means the start of another exciting fall sports season. Naturally, as your #3 news source...

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