RHA unveils new FastPass system to reduce wait times
Recently, Marquette decided to swap out the card-swiping devices in all of the residents halls in exchange for the new touch-pad system,...
On second thought, student does not have nerve to wear costume to class
"Nope... Not this year," Junior Clark Kelly said with a sigh. He once again came to the decision that he did not have the nerve to wear a...
Ask Clarence: What should I be for Halloween?
Ah, Halloween. The second spookiest day of the year. I get this question all the time. It's hard to sort through the Harley Quinns and...
MUPD Nattie nails 95 Theses to Church of the Gesu to commemorate Reformation anniversary
Wednesday morning, MUPD’s fuzziest PR stunt Nattie went to the Church of the Gesu and nailed a paw-written copy of Martin Luther’s 95...
OP-ED: Marquette snowflakes need to pet dogs to get through exams? Back in my day we didn’t even hav
Can you believe this? Pathetic. Has our youth become this fragile? This image makes me sick to my stomach every time I think about it....
Marquette to change mascot to "The Golden Foxconns"
In front of a packed house at Marquette Madness, university president Michael Lovell announced that Marquette University will change its...
Student with no life still posting on Yik Yak
Sophomore Ben Kaster walked around the Alumni Memorial Union with a grin spread across his face, satisfied with his latest achievement;...
Freshman assumes Rock The Mall concert will be like Coachella
Adjusting his Toon Squad jersey and zipping his fanny pack, freshman Shawn Cooley prepared for what he expected to be a “life-changing...
