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Commons Receives B Rating After 'Nasty Patty Night' Kills Health Inspector

Basketball Programs Outshined by #1 Ranked Wii Bowling Team

Warm weather beckons 8,000 students to emerge from sewers and hammock until September

Marquette announces birth of beautiful baby limo

Unmotivated senior unable to finish anythi

Student wakes up to find he's in Homecoming Bed Races

Sophomore Ken Jennings signed up for the pre-Marquette Madness bed races last week, but took a nap and was in danger of missing his...

Radiation-awareness club presents Glow Bingo for Homecoming

The Marquette Radiation-Awareness Club is hosting Glow Bingo Wednesday night in Central Mall for Homecoming week. "People don't realize...

Marquette advocacy group protests in Wehr Chemistry bathrooms so nobody gets offended

MILWAUKEE – On Tuesday, students protesting the delayed response to giving Puerto Rico necessary hurricane relief aid moved to the...

Marquette Spirit Shop to sell spirits and tobacco

MILWAUKEE — Amid declining sales, the Marquette Spirit Shop announce Friday morning that it will begin to sell spirits and tobacco. “Our...

Chopstix to deliver meals exclusively in Milwaukee yellow cabs

Popular faux-Chinese food company Chopstix has sold all of its old delivery cars and bought a fleet of Milwaukee Yellow Cabs for delivery...

Marquette to rent out McCormick rooms to alumni for "one last kegger"

The Office of Residence Life announced Wednesday that it intends to move current residents out of McCormick on Friday, Oct. 6 during...

Marquette changes inspirational campus signage to ‘reflect the lingo of the youths’

On Wednesday night, University staff tore down the large, inspirational campus signage and replaced with a new collection of messages...

Plans to “relax” in hammock thwarted by the fact that it always takes, like, 30 minutes to set it up

A student recently gave her first-hand account of the unfortunate incident that befell her last Wednesday. Vanessa Mendes reportedly...

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With the exception of public figures, the Golden Seagull uses all invented names in its stories. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The Golden Seagull is not associated with Marquette University.